Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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