Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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