I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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