This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
We smell like vodka and hangover
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