Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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