What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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