Betty ford says i'm here all night
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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