I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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