I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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