Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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