Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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