so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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