I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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