He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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