And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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