All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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