READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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