he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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