are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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