please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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