New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
