East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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