So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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