It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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