Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
never play flip cup with pint glasses
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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