You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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