Dual....:-)
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Randomize
