This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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