My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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