You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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