He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.