this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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