I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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