Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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