The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
