Your face is a jimmy john
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
operation harelip BJ is a go
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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