they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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