I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You ruined the universe
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize