the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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