Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Randomize
