I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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