whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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