Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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