it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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