btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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