Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Randomize
