a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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