saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
