I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
50% drunk capacity currently
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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