Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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