Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I am puke
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think I just sharted jello shots
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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