I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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