it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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