So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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